The trip to Sicily has been wonderful in many ways — but definitely not to our bodies’ advantage.

The world’s most perfect husband, who lost 12 kilos during the spring, has now managed to reclaim every single one of them — and possibly a few extra — in just two weeks.

It’s quite fascinating, really. The human body is an absolute medical miracle, capable of incredible things. Yet it seems strangely designed: it takes over three months of strict discipline to lose 12 kilos, but only a couple of weeks of Italian food and wine to put it all back on.

Nature has a wicked sense of humor.