The World’s Most Perfect Teenager Just Got His First Summer Job – And It Feels Like a Paid Holiday

The world’s most perfect teenager has landed his first real summer job at 18.

He’ll spend three weeks working for the City of Stockholm, helping out with activities for young people in one of the city’s parks. Six hours a day. Not bad.

Day one was spent “getting to know each other” over a sausage grilling. There are six teenagers in the group — I still haven’t figured out how many actual regular staff members there are.

During the grilling they were carefully informed about their rights: if you get sick, one waiting day, then 80% of gross salary for four days. After that you need a medical certificate.

I couldn’t help thinking… this is starting to feel more like a lightly supervised paid summer holiday funded by Stockholm’s taxpayers.

I would have preferred a stronger focus on the obligations side: being on time, understanding the schedule, and how not to invent a creative way to skip the last five days while still collecting most of the pay.

But hey — at least he’s working. Progress.

Smartphone. Tesla. AI. Is my entire life already mapped?

I’m under no illusion: by carrying a smartphone, I’m basically wearing a tracking device that knows exactly where I go and what I do.

Add a Tesla Model Y that logs driving behavior, location, and who knows what else, and it’s crystal clear — data really is the most valuable currency today.

This realization has changed how I act. Sometimes I deliberately like completely uninteresting posts on social media in a pathetic attempt to confuse the algorithm. Yes, I’m that guy.

The bigger question for investors: Are we undervaluing companies that control our data?

Google, Meta, Tesla and Apple aren’t just tech companies — they’re data empires. And in the age of AI, data is the new oil.

Am I becoming a paranoid tinfoil-hat guy… or is this just the logical conclusion when data is king?

Starlink Is About to Become the Must-Have for Airlines – Whether They Like It or Not

We’ve seen “crossovers” in TV for decades — remember when Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote showed up in Magnum P.I. back in 1986?

Business does the same thing, sometimes with spectacular results.

Take Doritos Locos Tacos at Taco Bell: they swapped regular taco shells for Doritos chips. It became one of the biggest fast food launches ever.

The next big crossover that I believe almost every airline will be forced to do? Starlink.

Passengers have become so spoiled with constant connectivity that some now actively choose airlines based on whether they offer Starlink.

Personally, I still see those flight hours as a rare chance to disconnect — to read a book, stare out the window, or just rest without feeling the pressure to “produce.”

But I might be in the minority soon.

The age of always-on is coming for the skies too.

When “Thule Families” Start Spending Again, the Recession Might Finally Be Ending

On the Swedish stock exchange we have Thule ($THULE) — the company best known for making it easy to haul your active outdoor lifestyle around.

Roof boxes, bike racks, strollers, bike trailers, backpacks, suitcases… if it helps you carry stuff while looking like a proper Swede on the move, Thule probably makes it.

On Monday they reported Q2 results: organic growth of 2.5%. Other numbers were decent, but the market had priced in more, so the stock took a hit.

As a Swede with no position in the company, the number that caught my eye was that they actually increased sales.

Why does that matter? Because Thule’s core customers are families with children — and their products sit firmly in the higher price range. These are loyal buyers, often referred to as the “Thule family” because once you start, you tend to buy the whole ecosystem.

When families with kids start opening their wallets for premium outdoor gear again, it’s usually a pretty good signal that the Swedish consumer is finally crawling out of this long, painful recession.

It’s still early days. But it’s one of the more encouraging signs I’ve seen in a while.

China’s Mixed Signals: Stimulus at Home, Tension with Taiwan – A Buying Opportunity for Luxury Stocks?

While much of the world is focused on the Strait of Hormuz, it’s worth paying attention to what’s happening in China.

Beijing is sending mixed signals again.

On one hand: New stimulus measures aimed at the real estate sector and consumption.

On the other: Increased military activity and threats against Taiwan.

Is this a deliberate strategy? Creating external tension to justify domestic stimulus and distract from internal problems?

A classic “rally around the flag” move.

If it works, it could be good news for European luxury stocks.

Chinese consumers are among the biggest buyers of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Chanel and Ferrari.

A stronger Chinese economy usually translates into higher luxury spending.

This might be why LVMH, Hermes and Richemont could be unexpected winners from Beijing’s latest moves.

As a dividend investor, there’s one simple feature I wish every single investment platform would implement: proper total return tracking with reinvested dividends

Right now, most platforms only show you the change in share price compared to your cost basis. That works okay for pure growth stocks. For those of us who actually live off dividends, it’s borderline useless.

Take $FDUS as a perfect example. On one of our platforms it shows as a loss based on current market value. We’ve held it for over five years. Once you factor in the dividends received and reinvested during that period, the picture changes dramatically — and it suddenly looks like a very solid holding.

This is exactly the kind of information that matters when deciding whether to keep, add to, or sell a position. Yet I still have to calculate it manually in a spreadsheet.

I only started tracking total return properly in 2025, so I don’t have full historical data. But even looking at the last 18 months, the difference between “what the platform shows” and “actual performance” is significant.

Come on brokers and platforms — give dividend investors a proper total return view. It’s not rocket science.

You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy – And Why This Grumpy Gen Xer Is Starting to Get the Rage

The 2016 WEF essay by Ida Auken basically gifted the internet one of its best memes ever: “Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.”

As a proud Gen Xer and dividend investor, I’ve spent years roasting Millennials and Gen Z. I’ve called them entitled, historically illiterate, and borderline socialist more times than I care to admit. (Sorry, kids.)

But lately I’ve started wondering… what if I’ve been a bit of a jerk?

What if a big chunk of their anger isn’t just “woke ideology,” but cold, hard reality? Six-figure student debt, insane housing prices, stagnant wages, and an economy where it feels like the ladder was pulled up right after my generation climbed it.

When you’re staring at rent that eats half your paycheck and loans that’ll follow you into retirement, “You’ll own nothing and be happy” doesn’t sound like a vision. It sounds like a threat from people who already own everything.

The irony is brutal. While I sit here collecting dividends and watching my portfolio compound, many younger people are being told to embrace the “sharing economy” — basically renting everything forever while my ISK laughs in the background.

So yeah… maybe I should shut up a little before yelling “kids these days.” Their frustration is messy, often poorly aimed, and sometimes straight-up dumb. But part of it is actually justified.

Does this mean I’m becoming a socialist? Hell no. The best revenge against “own nothing” is still the same: buy stocks, build assets, and keep compounding.

I’m just saying — this old dog is trying to be slightly less insufferable about it.

What do you think?

From Epilepsy to Grumpy Old Woman – Why Sweden’s Resistance to Tesla FSD Looks Absurd

The more groups Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) is shown to genuinely help, the more absurd Sweden’s resistance looks.

Visually impaired people and the elderly are already clear target groups. But there’s another big one: people with conditions like epilepsy, who often have their driver’s license temporarily suspended.

After medication and a waiting period they get it back and are officially “approved” again. Yet the insecurity and constant doubt often remain. I’ve seen it up close with relatives.

For them, FSD isn’t a luxury — it’s freedom.

And let’s be honest: one day it’ll be me, the grumpy old woman who refuses to give up her license long after she probably should. At that point I’ll be sitting in the passenger seat, complaining about the route while secretly praying FSD works flawlessly.

Every new group that benefits makes the technology harder to ignore. The harder it is to ignore, the stronger Tesla’s moat — and the higher the long-term value of the company.

I don’t think Tesla is overvalued. Quite the opposite. We haven’t even seen its full potential yet.

The Conflict That’s Quietly Raising Your Grocery Bill

The conflict in the Strait of Hormuz is messing with more than just oil prices — it’s quietly threatening our dinner plates.

Sulfur, a byproduct of oil and gas production, is essential for making sulfuric acid. That acid turns phosphate rock into the fertilizers (DAP and MAP) that feed much of the world. No sulfur = no fertilizer = higher food prices and potential harvest shortfalls.

The ongoing disruptions have already caused real pain: factories cutting production, demand destruction, and surging costs for import-dependent countries like India, Brazil, Indonesia, and parts of Africa.

It’s a beautiful paradox for the energy transition. We want to reduce fossil fuels to fight climate change, but we also desperately need fossil fuel production to avoid starving. Trees love CO₂, but humans apparently need the dirty byproduct sulfur to grow food.

Classic Catch-22. Who knew geopolitics could make my grocery bill a geopolitical issue?

Parenting Your Parents: A FaceTime Stock Trading Saga

I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize after today’s mission: helping my father buy shares in SPCX via FaceTime while he and my mother are relaxing at their summer house in the Stockholm archipelago.

I strategically chose my mother — she’s the less chaotic of the two. My father’s bank is Nordea, whose user interface must have been designed by sadists. Logging in was an ordeal. Finding the actual purchase page? I aged visibly.

We finally completed the transaction. Victory! Or so I thought.

Then my father calmly announces: “Now I just want to add them to my portfolio on Seeking Alpha.”

If I did drugs, this would’ve been the perfect moment.

Eighteen minutes later — miracle of miracles — not only did he own SPCX, but his Seeking Alpha portfolio was also updated. The only thing left is cleaning up the two completely wrong tickers he added at the same time.

Every cloud has a silver lining though: I’ll fix those the next time he comes over… to get a quote printed out as thanks for my heroic efforts.

Parenting your parents never ends.