Two Mini-Apps Later and I’m More Than Pleased With Myself

I’m ridiculously pleased with the two tiny “apps” I’ve built.

Our investments sit on four different platforms. The same share can pay dividends up to five days apart depending on where it’s held. My Google Sheet follows each company’s official payment date, which means that as a Swede I often don’t see the money until several days later.

Result: I usually can’t close the books for a month until we’re well into the next one.

The latest app helps enormously. One single click and I instantly see exactly which dividends are still missing for any given month.

Checking that we’ve actually received everything we’re entitled to is now fast, simple and far more reliable.

I still wait more than fourteen days before I contact the bank about missing dividends — I know foreign payouts can take time.

You’d be amazed how often those dividends are simply parked on some internal “observation account” that nobody can be bothered to process.


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My 80-Year-Old Dad Just Got Access to Grok… God Help Us All

Today the world’s most perfect husband and I were at my parents’ summer house. My 78-year-old mother, who is still terrifyingly curious about technology, asked me to show her how to use AI.

We went through the basics. She lit up like a kid on Christmas morning.

Then my father walked in, saw what we were doing, and immediately declared: “I want that too.”

Of course he did.

My husband downloaded Grok for him on the spot.

Let me be crystal clear: my father’s history with technology is an absolute disaster zone. Printers die, computers freeze, and simple logins turn into full-scale emergencies.

If Grok suddenly starts speaking in riddles, deleting files, or just quietly gives up and walks away… we all know exactly who broke it.

Grok is about to discover what true technological terror looks like.

(For those who missed my previous tales of technological terror, you can read about our role as my dad’s full-service gas station here: We Are My 80-Year-Old Dad’s Full-Service Gas Station)


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Vague Predictions Are Worthless – Give Me a Deadline or Shut Up

I get genuinely irritated when people confidently declare that “the housing market is a bubble and it’s going to crash. ”Without a timeline, that statement is both meaningless and boring.

Of course everything moves in cycles. Sooner or later the market will crash, the bubble will burst, or whatever doomsday scenario you prefer. And when it finally happens, the person who has been saying the same vague thing for ten years will proudly claim they were right all along.

Sorry, but I have far more respect for someone who makes a specific, time-bound prediction and turns out to be completely wrong, than for the person who makes a safe, timeless prediction and eventually gets to say “see, I told you so.” At least the first person had the courage to put a date on it.

Vague doomsayers aren’t analysts. They’re just playing the odds with other people’s attention.


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Four Brokers, Twelve Policies and Zero Common Sense – Thanks, Me

We have investments with four different platforms: Avanza, Montrose, Nordea and Nordnet.

Totally unplanned. Financially stupid. And completely my fault.

That gives us 12 separate endowment insurance policies – three on each platform (mine, my husband’s and a joint one). Because apparently one big policy would have been too simple.

My husband has always insisted on having holdings in my name too, even though we’re married with no prenup. Sweet, right? But it also means we have cash sitting idle in twelve accounts instead of one.

We started with Avanza in 2015 because they had the best interface. Then Nordnet. In 2018 Nordea blew us away with tax refunds in just six weeks instead of 2–3 years, so we moved the lion’s share there.

Then Montrose launched in 2025 and offered immediate foreign withholding tax refunds. I fell in love. We now have:

  • Nordea ≈ 80 % 
  • Montrose ≈ 12 % 
  • Nordnet ≈ 7 % 
  • Avanza ≈ 1 %

And here’s the ridiculous part: I hate wasting money on idle cash and love Montrose’s instant refunds… but I also love Nordea’s huge selection of instruments.

So I’m stuck in analysis paralysis, paying the price for my own perfectionism while the money sits there doing nothing.

Brilliant work, me.


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We Pay Them to Decide – Not to Abstain

Every four years Swedish politicians beg us for our votes, our respect, and our trust.

They lecture us about “civic duty”, “saving democracy”, and how important it is that we show up at the ballot box.

Meanwhile, being a Swedish MP is an extremely well-paid job with generous benefits, long summer and winter recesses, and – until the end of 2014 – one of the most generous pension systems in the world.

Back then, just 12 years in parliament was enough to secure a full, lifelong pension. A 32-year-old could literally retire for life on a very comfortable income paid by the taxpayers.

Since the 2014 reform they now have to work a full 30 years to earn the maximum pension.

But what still infuriates me the most is the three voting buttons in the Riksdag: FOR, AGAINST, and ABSTAIN.

We pay these people enormous salaries and give them real power in exchange for doing a job. The least they can do is take a clear stand.

If you’re not prepared to vote either for or against something, you shouldn’t be a politician.


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My Dad’s Company Liquidity – And Why I’m Holding Most of It Hostage

The world’s most perfect husband and I manage my parents’ investments – and we’ve done a damn good job.

My dad is extremely frugal. My mom loves to shop. The contrast is endless entertainment.

Six weeks ago dad asked me to invest a large liquidity surplus from his company.

I’ve tried a tax-free account for several. years. The return is pathetic.

So I arranged a LEI number and moved the money into a proper investment account. The invested part is now up more than 16 %.

But I’m only using a small fraction of the surplus.

The rest is being held hostage.

Why? Because my 80-year-old father is shockingly bad at invoicing — despite me chasing him every single week.

Until he gets significantly better and faster at sending invoices, I refuse to release more capital.

And knowing my dad… this hostage situation is going to last a very long time.


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Vänsterpartiet Protects Its Own Tax – While Demanding Higher Taxes for Everyone Else

If you still haven’t realized that traditional Swedish media leans heavily to the left, it’s time to wake up.

One of the cornerstones of the Left Party’s program is a “comprehensive tax reform” that will tax capital and wealth much harder than today.

Yet on April 19, 2026, at their congress in Örebro, the party leadership actually proposed lowering their own party tax — the internal fee that MPs and full-time politicians pay to the party.

The mere fact that this proposal even made it to a vote is staggering.

The congress voted it down (122 to 92). The party tax remains unchanged.

Had it not been an election year, the outcome would almost certainly have been different. This time they clearly took the optics into consideration.

So while the Left Party demands higher taxes on savings, capital gains, and wealth for ordinary Swedes, they quietly tried to protect their own privileged internal tax.

Legacy media has barely mentioned the vote.This is hypocrisy at its finest.

Related reading:
If the left wins the election this fall, our savings strategy will change dramatically


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EU Just Gave Fund Companies the Right to Lock Your Money – For Your Own Good

As of 16 April 2026, new EU rules give fund companies the legal right to block savers from withdrawing their money during times of market stress.

The official reason? To protect the fund when small savers panic and want to sell.

Johan Sjögren, head of analysis at the Swedish Fund Management Association, was quoted in Privata Affärer on 29 April 2026 saying: “It can sound very negative for the saver.”

I can understand that there are situations where the small saver needs to be “protected from himself”. But at the same time, I have zero understanding for the idea that the EU and the fund industry should decide when I’m allowed to access my own money.

Because let’s be honest: these funds were never created primarily for the saver.

They were created to be sold by banks and fund companies. Everything else is marketing.

If you want real control over your savings, the best option is still individual stocks. It requires work and patience, but at least no one can lock the door and tell you “we know better” when the market turns ugly.

That freedom is worth far more than any bureaucratic “protection”.


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If the left wins the election this fall, our savings strategy will change dramatically.

All growth stocks will be sold and repurchased in a regular share deposit (aktie- och fondkonto). There is simply no reason to keep paying a potentially higher yield tax on holdings that may increase in value.

The current flat-rate tax (schablonbeskattning) in ISK already corresponds to roughly 30 % capital gains tax — but the major advantage is that you don’t have to account for every single acquisition and sale. This is a clear benefit if you buy or sell more than 40 stocks per year. The whole point of ISK was to simplify things for the taxpayer.

We have already started this tax planning. Because that’s what responsible people do when politicians signal they want even more of our money.

The money we invest in the stock market has already been taxed once. We voluntarily give up consumption today to secure our future. Yet Swedish politics seems to view this as a problem that needs to be “corrected” — preferably by taking even more from those who actually take responsibility.

The Left doesn’t just want to tax the rich. They want to punish anyone who tries to become financially independent.

And that, unfortunately, no logical person can understand.


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Only two municipalities in Sweden have approved Tesla FSD on local roads – and Stockholm said no

As of today, only Nacka and Strängnäs have given Tesla permission to test Supervised FSD on municipal roads. Jönköping has applied but is still waiting.

Tesla does, however, have national approval from Trafikverket and Transportstyrelsen to test on all state roads across Sweden since January 2026.In June 2025, Stockholm City rejected Tesla’s application to test FSD and Robotaxi within the city limits. The official reasons were safety risks and the test being “too extensive”.

I don’t buy it.

Stockholm is currently governed by the Social Democrats and the Greens – two parties that have shown open hostility toward both Tesla and Elon Musk. Given their track record, I am convinced the real reason was ideological, not technical.

It doesn’t help that the Moderates’ previous collaboration with the Greens (2018–2022) cost them dearly. Many traditional M-voters have still not forgiven what they saw as a betrayal, making a centre-right municipal government in Stockholm look increasingly unlikely in the foreseeable future.

This means Stockholm risks becoming a FSD-free zone even if the rest of Sweden moves forward. Because when emotion and principle trump facts and technology, logic takes a back seat.

And unfortunately, that seems to be exactly what is happening in the capital.


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